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Patrick Mahomes Reveals He Wears Same Condom Every Time He Has Sex

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Study Finds Young Americans Eschewing Dating Apps In Favor Of Government-Run Breeding Camps

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Woman Comes Out Of Manic Episode To Discover She’s Been Elected U.S. Representative

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Oppressed, Exploited Masses Await Right Hot Guy To Lead Revolution

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New Suicide Prevention Campaign Encourages Teens To Wait Until They’re Middle-Aged

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Nation’s Therapists Recommend Depressed Individuals Cheer Selves Up With Root Beer Float

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Orcas Sink Martha’s Vineyard

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