Things To Never Say To Someone Who Loves Elon Musk

Oh, so you’re one of those woke libtards, huh?

This will be a conversational dead end, as Lundstedt lacks Musk’s infectious charisma and je ne sais quoi.

For true stans, it’s impossible to choose between the 40-plus racial and sexual harassment cases.

You may know the end to his story, but there’s no need to ruin it for people who’ve never come to grips with the reality that he is but a man.

Actually, for a man like Musk, relieving himself in a diaper rather than a toilet is a far more efficient use of his valuable time.

This, however, is a trick, as no one has ever truly been close to him.

There’s no need to rank them.

Pointing out the obvious will just make her feel bad.

Implying that Elon Musk is in any way similar to anyone who existed before him is pretty much guaranteed to lead to a fistfight.

They will rightly point out that Twitter was already ruined. He will just make it worse.

Elon Musk is the perfect amount of funny, asshole.

Just testing something here…

Don’t give them false hope their father will acknowledge them.

The only two outcomes from saying this are a violent death threat or total dismissal of your personhood.

This will only make things worse.

Only terrors lie down this path.

Don’t be such a bitch, Mom.

Bad idea all around.

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