American workers typically work far more than in other countries, leading to increased calls for a four-day workweek, but this proposal has received a variety of criticism. The Onion breaks down the pros and cons of a four-day workweek.
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More free time to spend money you aren’t earning.
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Could negatively impact bosses’ ability to properly imprint on employees.
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Could cheer everyone up after latest round of layoffs.
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It’s not American.
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Only have to see Jacob four times a week.
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Even harder to return to work after three days off.
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Extra day to work weekend job.
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Lifetime of ceaseless work leaves millions ill-equipped to explore genuine pleasures life has to offer.
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