Excuses Men Use To Not Get Married

Men always “forget” to include you in activities you would both enjoy.

If billionaires aren’t going to pull their weight, the common man must sacrifice love and money for the good of the empire.

Only way to avoid that is to avoid matrimony altogether.

Okay, but he’s the one who reached out to you on Hinge.

Vague, but effective.

Men certainly face a lot of pressure from their buddies to have a fun and original wedding theme, but some will use this anxiety to postpone taking the plunge altogether.

Actually, he may have a point here.

Men typically confuse this statistic with the famous divorce statistic about half of marriages failing, but it’s a concerning mistake to say the least.

Whew! He’s not a marriage-phobe. You’re just third in line after your older and younger siblings.

Oh no. He’s already said too much.

What’s the point of making a lifelong commitment to someone if you’re going to occasionally get frustrated with each other?

Blah, blah, blah. Excuses, excuses.

This excuse works better when they actually have a job.

Hard to argue with that!

So convenient that he needs to be the base just when the preacher has asked for his vows at your wedding.

Most men have unrealistic fantasies about marriage on which they refuse to compromise.

That’s okay, you’ll wait.

He could have gotten to know you if he had just looked out his bedroom window each night these past four years.

He’s cheating on you.

Unless you plan to wear rings on both hands, things are going to look pretty weird after coming back from the beach.

That’s what the guy in the last book said, too.

Knowing the man you want to marry really improves your chances.

That’s fair.

Some people are just unaware you can be married and still fuck around.

He’s still playing hard to get.