Everything You Need To Know About Amazon’s ‘The Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power’

The earlier setting means that in The Rings Of Power, fans won’t recognize many of their favorite characters from the original fellowship, and are even less likely to see Forrest Gump traversing the realms of Middle Earth.

The controversial omission of the author’s sultry, buxom she-Orcs was just too outrageous for some to bear.

Even people who aren’t gigantic losers will be able to enjoy The Rings Of Power.

But sure, go ahead and try.

There is no subtext to this. Please stop overthinking it.

This is confirmed. They’re in there.

Look closely in the first episode, and you’ll see a familiar sight when Elrond comes home and stumbles past a bunch of Amazon boxes messily strewn on his front porch.

They especially support their business model and pay disparity.

No matter how excited your father is for the show, you’ll struggle helping him through the complex Amazon.com interface to get him to Prime Video.

Just in case anyone wanted him to do another credits song or anything. He’s also pretty available to just hang sometime, if you are. Or whatever. No big deal.

The Rings Of Power will take place against such lush backdrops as Auckland, New Zealand; the Coromandel Peninsula; and downtown Indianapolis.

Sauron bought the ring after taking a particular liking to the Cartier Love collection and the ring’s symbolic commitment to forever love.

Despite the hopes of many fans, Martin refuses to finish the story for the The Rings Of Power before he expires.

Capes, too.

In the adaptation they will be condensed into one crazy day at Elven University.

Amazon has confirmed that new Rings Of Power episodes will launch at the same time globally so all critics can pan them simultaneously.

Though the appearance was kept secret from cast and crew, it makes sense when you remember Amazon has broadcast rights for Thursday Night Football.

But hey, that’s prequels for ya.