Everyday Benefits Of Ingesting Hallucinogens

They’re always there, in every ripple of water and maze of branches, smiling and waiting, so you may as well know it.

Taking psychoactive substances has been linked to an increase in feelings of wellness allowing you to go on and on about your Joshua Tree weekend without worrying that you’re annoying everyone.

A growing number of professionals swear by microdosing as a way to boost their creativity and advance their careers, which is an incredibly sad use for drugs, but a use nonetheless.

Unlocking your mind with hallucinogens can help you make the absolute worst, most dogshit art ever made by anyone.

If your mom ever found out it might kill her, but it’s long past time for you to be your own person and stop blindly following the path your parents set out for you.

Regularly ingesting LSD or psilocybin can provide access to esoteric spiritual concepts like “love” or “happiness.”

Nutrients present in most hallucinogens can make the muscles and joints in one of your legs way stronger. You don’t get to pick the leg, though.

Helps veterans deal with the fact that they killed 15 children in Afghanistan so they can get back to their happy lives and never think about it again.

Seriously, is Hershey a living cloud? We mean it. Pet her. Feel this.

Once you try them for yourself, you’ll see just how silly you looked spinning your head around 360 degrees and pretending your hands were lobster claws.

A mere 5 mg of psilocybin with allow the user to climb out to the roof of a 10-story building, leap off, and soar through the air much like a bird.

Couples who’ve grown bored with the drab skin tones of their partner’s genitals find their interest in sex renewed once those sex organs begin fizzing with trillions of incandescent colors.

Some say the cryptic, impenetrable early 2002 comedy can only be truly comprehended by someone who’s on shrooms.

Studies have shown that ingesting psilocybin under the supervision of a therapist may make conditions like depression and anxiety more fun.

Elon Musk microdoses daily, and it is reportedly associated with the brainstorm session that helped him come up with this highly successful, toast-of-Silicon-Valley brand.

Look, it’s weird, but she’s finally found something that gives her meaning. Try to be supportive.

Most friends will begin distancing themselves the minute you start talking about your tedious epiphanies, leaving behind the few who truly value you or just want your Ayahuasca hook-up.

Maybe your assistant manager job doesn’t seem so bad now that you know what it’s like for demons to slurp out your bone marrow.

If you’re an individual between the ages of 18-49 living with depression and anxiety, you may qualify for a Northwestern University study examining the effects of taking extremely high doses of LSD and being thrown down a giant chute.

Look, you gotta fill out those four hours one way or another.

You’re almost eight times more likely to run into God if you’re tripping on psychedelics.